Plucky Survivors See Europe Day 50: Barcelona to Valencia

Date: Monday, July 20, 2026

Start: Barcelona, Spain

End: Valencia, Spain

Miles Traveled:  215 miles driving; 3.18 miles walking

Highlights:

  • Valencia
  • The Holy Grail

I have completed seven weeks of my ten-week trip and in that time I have visited twenty cities in ten countries, driven just shy of 4,000 miles (or roughly Savannah to Los Angeles and back to Houston again), and walked 201 miles.

Three weeks left with ten more cities in five countries and about 2,400 miles to go.

After a bad day and not at all restful night, I was nervous about what the day would bring.  It would be my first time driving with the digestive issues I’ve been having, and I wasn’t sure how it was going to go.

I got up early and did a load of laundry since there was a really nice laundromat less than a block away.

Yes, another picture of a laundromat.  But look how nice!

Then I made a financially irresponsible decision that wound up being TOTALLY worth it.

I was booked into a hotel in Valencia in the old town area, which didn’t have parking.  This meant I’d have to drive into an area that is heavily restricted to vehicle traffic and hope I didn’t get pulled over until I got to the hotel, where I’d be able to stop briefly and drop off my luggage while they registered PluckyMobile 2 with the city.  Then I’d have to drive a mile to the nearest parking garage and hoof it back again.

I simply wasn’t in the mood.

So, I went online and found the Westin Valencia, which has valet parking, unrestricted access, and a gorgeous room with a terrace.  It was too late to cancel the other hotel and get my money back, hence the financially irresponsible part.

Then I piled myself into the car and set forth to Valencia.  The drive was uneventful by just about any measure, which is a good thing because the two rest areas I stopped at had bathrooms that could’ve gotten their own episodes of CSI.

I got to the Westin and immediately knew I had made the right choice.  Pulled up to the doors, gave the valet my key, they unloaded my luggage, and took it all to my room where there were fresh flowers and snacks waiting for me.  This is a lovely, 5-star, super swank hotel and the few hundred bucks that it cost me to forgo the other hotel and book this one was totally worth it.

I hadn’t eaten anything since the day before and there was nothing left inside of me – I’m pretty sure I lost my spleen at some point – so I decided to risk some food.

While walking toward the old town part of Valencia, I snapped some pictures of a carnival area in a park that runs through the city.

Step right up…

My choice for sustenance was Jamon de Medio, a simple bar and grill where I got some cheese and bread and a hamburger with fries.  I know those don’t seem like the kinds of things you should eat when your digestive system is attacking you, but compared to most of the spicy, fried, and/or huge portion options at most other restaurants, this was the safest bet.  It was very good.  I wish I had been able to eat more of it.

Did I forget to mention the cheese came with bacon?  Yeah, screw my guts.

I didn’t eat the fries if that’s any consolation.

Then I walked on into the old town and took a bunch more pictures.  Beautiful city.

Ponte de la Mar, a replica of an ancient gate honoring victims of the Spanish Civil War.

Pretty streets – the ironwork on the buildings is amazing.

Rando church that caught my eye.  Look at those gates.

Plaza Reina with the Valencia Cathedral in the background.

My destination was the Valencia Cathedral, not because I wanted to see yet another old church, but because this is the place that has what is purported to be the Holy Grail.

It is a gorgeous building, with lots of incredible art, wood, stone, and stained glass.

When I got to the room where the Holy Grail was on display, there were lots of people in pews praying, so I was only able to very quietly whisper under my breath, “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”  Was it childish?  Yes.  Did it make me feel better?  Absolutely.

Valencia Cathedral.

At the entrance to the Valencia Cathedra.  Not pictured… the long line of tourists waiting to get in.

The main chapel.

The room with the Holy Grail.

It’s just a flesh wound.

More of the cathedral.

I did some more wandering around the old town district.  It seemed nice but almost everything was closed, a combination (I was told) of it being Monday and late afternoon when everyone takes a break.  Siesta is a real thing here.  We need that in America.

Old Town on a Monday during siesta time.

Rosita Amores, a famous variety performer of the 1960s and 1970s.  Yes, I had to look it up.  I just thought it was a fierce woman in a frying pan.

I needed to get some work done and allow my digestive system to be cranky – although perhaps just a touch less cranky than it has been so hopefully things are moving in the right direction – so I went back to the hotel for a bit.

On a roll, I didn’t want to go far for dinner so I went to the hotel’s restaurant, El Jardi, and had some crunchy breadsticks with gooey cheese and a little bit of chicken and rice.  And by little bit I mean a football stadium sized pan of chicken paella.  No, I didn’t eat all of it, partly because of the guts and partly because it really wasn’t great.  I’m hoping I’ll get to correct that with a really good paella before I leave Spain.

More cheese and bread.

A little bit of paella.  It’s the size of a large pizza.

Tomorrow is one of my longest days of driving on the trip, almost 400 miles along the Costa Del Sol to Torremolinos.